How can i tell my clinically obese wife i love her when she keeps sitting on my face?

Question

How can i tell my clinically obese wife i love her when she keeps sitting on my face?

Answer 1

is this the same "bird you were refering to in your other question?

if so, then she must not need and dining.

Answer 2

i dont think you would stil be alive if she sat on your face

Answer 3

Sign language or try a snorkel

Answer 4

honey...what you need to do....is throw a piece of chicken across the room...and it may give you a few seconds to tell her.

Answer 5

She can't be THAT fat- the next time she falls asleep, put a lock on the refrigerator door and a sign that says "I love you fatty mcnasty."

Answer 6

Chocolates

Answer 7

When she gets up in search of more food. Then tell her you love her. Don't forget to take a big breath of air before she sits down on you face again.

Answer 8

yodel

Answer 9

write her a love note

Answer 10

HOW DO YOU REACH THE KEY BOARDS?

Answer 11

just kiss her ***

she will know

Answer 12

Write it down

Answer 13

With great difficulty pal your lucky you can still breath.

Answer 14

british sign language?

semaphore???



text?????

Answer 15

Well sit on her face then tell her

Answer 16

Dang, you people got me laughing so hard, my boss came in and wondered what the h**l was going on. I had to Alt+tab faster than a speeding bullet. Phew, it was close.

Ok, Angie, as long as you're doin' the spankin.' And don't LYAO completely, because I'm gonna spin you around and do some spankin' of my own!

Answer 17

Say it with flowers

Answer 18

Sounds like the old country western song title,

"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?"

or

"I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy!"

I suggest 'Cuervo Añejo!"

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Answer 19

just say it anyway.the vibrations will please her.

Answer 20

can't beleive some of the answers on here. Not sure if this is a joke or not! How can you talk about your wife like that if it is true? Im sure she'd be really happy to hear you sharing this with other people.

Answer 21

haha

try not to drown under there boss!

Bet it stinks aswell!

Thats the sentence u got mate, when u asked those 2 very important, LIFE CHANGING words 'MARRY ME'!

Answer 22

im sure the fact that you are lettin her sit on your face..is tellin her that you love her in action than words...lmfao

Answer 23

Tisk tisk Dr. Evil!! Shame on you for playin on the computer when you should be working! You need a spankin!! Or sit in the corner, that's it you got time out buddy!! LMAO! As for the question have her lay on her back and that way you can tell her without smothering yourself!!

Answer 24

SHOUT VERY LOUD!!!!! xx

Answer 25

you should be so lucky....