How can i terminate my army service early?

Question

I have been in the army three years but this has only counted since last august as then i had just turned 18. I now want to leave but it seems i do not have a choice but to stay in. Can anybody please help me?

Answer 1

Tell 'em your g*y.  

Answer 2

kiss the sergent and grab him on the d1ck at assembly, shouting I love you sir

Answer 3

The answer to every issue and problem you could possibly have in the Army is very simple. Remember this, as it will help you out in any situation:

GO THROUGH THE CHAIN OF COMMAND

Go to your Corporal, Bombardier, Sergeant, etc, inform him of your desire to leave and perceived unsuitability to military life and ask what can be done. In turn, he will go up the chain of command for you, possibly arranging interviews with your OC or even CO.

Answer 4

In the US you can not join until 17 and only with parental consent, so just what country are you from. This might help you get the right answer.

Vet-USAF

Answer 5

Go hide out at your mama's. The just turning 18??? . I think you ask for it, you just serve ti. You go to your platoon sgt. and ask him to help you.

Answer 6

Go crazy and get an honorable discharge due to inability to adapt to military life.  

Answer 7

Since lying about your age hasn't fooled anyone, how about you go shoot yourself in the face...er...I mean foot?

Answer 8

you don't have a choice. You signed the contract, only way you would probably get out is by MED discharge, and good luck getting that.