How can i think of quick comebacks?

Question

What are some good comebacks? Sometimes when someone says something rude i freeze up .Sometimes i try to hard to think of something to say and it ends up being a weak comeback. What are some good comebacks for insults.How can i think wittier and teach people i wont tolerate their comments and that i am confident in myself

Answer 1

You either have in you................. or you don't.

I don't.........I usually think of good comebacks.......afterward........... when it's too late, I hate when that happens.

Answer 2

I'm always being picked on, but trust me--telling the teacher will put you in a worst condition. Say 'don't worry I'll handle it.' when someone says something about you. Think about what you're going to say, and then wait until someone says something and flame out.

Like one day, I was talking to my friend and this fat kid just pops out of nowhere and I was put on the spot. Eventually he says something and I'm like: "oh yeah, my moms FAT? Well, look at yours--if she got lipo we could feed the world a pound." Everyone was cracking up and he was out of it.

Just think about it this way, someone's always going to be bugging you, so once you get to a new school/class, try to be friends with everyone.

Hope I helped.

-L

Answer 3

Okay I'll answer your question then add in my own comment.

In order to get good comebacks it first of all depends on:

1) What the person said to you-

2) What the person looks likes that you can exploit

3) What the person has done recently that you can exploit

If you know the person rather well you can use all 3 of the examples to your full advantage, Yet if it is someone you do not know make random assumptions.

EXAMPLE)

Your S****y friend Claire comes up and insults your wardrobe. (Lmao pulled it outta my head).

"Hey Tyler, nice pink shirt, it matches you tight pants homo" (Idk what type of friend she is lol)

COMEBACK)

So the person is insulting your wardrobe, insult her's if you can.

"Nice miniskirt, going to see Marc? (The fat kid down the street everyone makes fun of. Also she has been called a s***k by others before so you make fun of her history)

Of Course comebacks have to come naturally. ALSO if you have friends around they can also help you out when you are in a tangle. 3 kids making fun of 1 is better than the other way around. AND making fun of people isn't nice so don't overdo. :D