How can i turn my farts into car fuel?

Question

How can i turn my farts into car fuel?

Answer 1

throw everyone else out to push

they'll probably be grateful

Answer 2

If you have a car that runs on natural gas, but it would take a lot of farts.

Farts are methane gas which is the predominant hydrocarbon in the gas we use for cooking and heating.

In order to use it in a car, the engine would have to be of the proper type and the farts would have to be compressed from about 14.65 psia -15.025psia up to about 500 to 1000 pounds per sq inch.

It might also be necessary to deodorize the farts and replace the f**t smell with  mercaptain..

Answer 3

well, what you do is, stick a jar around your butt for two days straight, do all your business, meaning, farting, but don't dump, because then it wont work.  then stick the opening of the jar on the opening of your tank, and your good to go!

Answer 4

you can't :(

Answer 5

I think the answer of this question is the meaning of life.

Answer 6

Insert a tube into your a**s, run the tube through your firewall to the air intake. f**t away.

It would be a good idea to create a chamber for your tube which will separate solid material from gas.

Eat a few good bean and cabbage burritos,   and swallow air before and during your journey.

You should get an impressive .00001 mpf (miles per f**t).

Answer 7

iv asked so many people that question, and they all give me weird looks, like the one I'm giving the computer screen rite now =]]

Answer 8

One week's worth of parps should get the average car moving by 23 yards. That's after about two years of developing the conversion to gas powered engine.

Answer 9

Would be tricky but maybe possible. Might not be worth trying yet though.