How can i unclog my toilet fast and silently?

Question

I just went to the bathroom and of course my log stuck it self sideways on the hole so now its two pieces clogging it. I tried plunging it but im not sure if im doing it right. I have to do this quietly because my grandma is sleeping right next to the bathroom and if she finds out, she will be pissed. Can someone help me? All ive got is a plunger right now.

Answer 1

Best to shout, " Gramma, you forgot to flush again!"

Answer 2

get a bucket of water and pour it down the toilet... pour it fast and at an angle higher. good luck. it happens...