How can me and my g/f do the "s" word on a plane?

Question

I mean you know when me and my g/f go on a long plane flight. I hate the long flights and need you know. Does anyone have tips for me to have s*x weather oral or any other way? thanks!

Answer 1

Dude, c'mon.  You can't control yourself for the duration of a flight?  How do you get through your day at work or school?  I think it's more of a wanting to join the "Mile High" club rather than you needing to "you know..."  Here's a crazy thought, why don't you have a go at it shortly before you leave for the airport and then once again when you get to your destination.  If you try sneaking into the lavatory together you might be careful that the flight crew doesn't figure out what's going on (and trust me, you might THINK you can fool the ol' flight attendants but we've seen just about every trick in the book).  Last time I was on a flight and we caught two lovebirds entering the lavatory together we knocked loudly on the door, made an announcement asking all the passengers to turn around and face aft (the back of the plane where the lavatories were), explained that this happy couple were the newest members of the Mile High Club and to please give them a round of applause.  They then had to walk the entire aisle back to their seats.  Bet they won't try that again.  Sure you still want to?

Answer 2

now-a-day rule.. if you been caught having s*x in the aircraft you can get arrested because having s*x in the public.. even if you doing it in lavatories or in your suites, still it is one confine space that have people and children too.. and you can be banned from the airlines for your life.. so, your choice..

PEACE =D

Answer 3

its spelled whether

Answer 4

Wait until you land and read some books on English grammar while you are on the plane.