How can my team beat Man utd next Sunday?

Question

Do you have some serious tactical advice I can pass on to keegan, or should I just pray?

Answer 1

Pray

Answer 2

Have your outside forwards drop back and help with the build-up, build up attacks by playing the ball outside & forward, and get the stewards to steal Ronaldo's hair gel - he's powerless without it!

Answer 3

Best let Joey Barton rough them up abit with his famous kitten scratches tactic.

Or be positive in attack rather than negative and chase after everyball

Answer 4

Well things aren't looking good.....Ameobi might play

Answer 5

It's b etter you pray to the Angels; this works sometimes.

Answer 6

pray , pray and pray some more.......

Answer 7

Hope for a draw or a sending off cause i think Rooney could be back for that game if he isn't well i think your team which is Newcastle if i ain't mistaken should try and keep possession force United into becoming sloppy instead on them dominating the pitch and creating chances. also look out for Evra running up into attacking and crossing positions i think your team probably knows what to do but can they is up to them.

Answer 8

never gonna happen sorry :<

Answer 9

Keep them off the score sheet (not exactly impossible with the current injuries) and hope for a lucky break or penalty kick.

Answer 10

I could make several suggestions, but most of them would qualify as felonies.  Then again, this is Newcastle we're talking about, so maybe no one will notice! Go get 'em, Magpies! Beat ManUre! Howay!

Answer 11

I've got a good tactic put everyone on the line for 90 mins and play most of you tall players i.e viduka etc. But serious as a toon fan I WOULD LOVE IT it if we beat Man Utd i will be hoping we get a postive result too. WE ARE THE GEORDIES THE GEORDIE BOOT BOYS FOR WE ARE MENTAL AND MAD WE ARE THE LOYALEST FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS THE WORLD HAS EVER HAD.

Answer 12

Pray, pray and oh, yeah pray some more...

Answer 13

Don't let United go on the break, because when you do, you know you're going to let a flood of goals through.

Answer 14

Get on your knees and pray and pray hard, lol.

Answer 15

They can't beat them! its just not going to happen  i don't even think praying will get ya's outta this one

Answer 16

Well Ronaldo and Rooney are out, then again the rest of the squad is pretty good.

On the bright side, atleast you get the champions away out of your way straight away so you don't have to worry about that trip for the rest of the season.

Answer 17

nick an early goal then sit on the lead, theyve got no cutting edge up front these days

Answer 18

well to be fair man utd don't have rooney, ronaldo or anderson,,

so they will be low on attack maybe..

but then again in the comunity shield they had ALOT of chances..

i think you should just hope your goaly doesn't  s***w up..

i'm a utd fan though..

so i hope he does s***w up tbh lol..

: ) good luck though lol

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Answer 19

United won't have Nani either, as I think he's suspended. Rooney could play, he's got over his virus now apparently.