How can people protect themselves from alien abduction?

Question

How can people protect themselves from alien abduction?

Answer 1

Drink lots of alcohol aliens hate drunk passengers

Smoke plenty of herbs they hate stoners

Talk incessantly about Hanna Montana, they are just as sick of her as we are.

Bring up as many times as you can the fact that Paris Hilton would make a better victim

Stay away from the desert.

Answer 2

By realizing that you cant be abducted and that aliens aren't real.

There is a logical scientific explanation for everything that people have seen or "experienced" with the imaginary extra terrestrials.

Answer 3

hmmmm...... Get saved. :)

God Bless! ;0}

Answer 4

To make a trans-positronic teletronic shield...

I have found the best technique to make on is to make a pyramid shape out of foil and then wear it on your head....

while chanting

"Aliens, aliens go away! Come again another day!"

Answer 5

I had an e-mail last year, telling me of a doctor who removes the implants that most abductees have, that is when you go from just abductee to multiple abductee...I don't live in USA, so my implant will stay with me until death...This doctor is apparently a regular on Coast to Coast AM

When they start abducting you from a young age, (I was 8 years old) they generally keep taking you for all of your life..I am now 51 years old and they still take me, last time was about 18 months ago...

Apart from the implant being removed I cannot think of any possible way to stop them tracking you and then abducting you...

In Light... )O(

Answer 6

Buckle up!  It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car.

Answer 7

Use your photon laser... found in the depths of the nuclear waste dump under Mount Yucca

Answer 8

by growing up

Answer 9

tie cheese on your  neck and cross your fingerts

Answer 10

Protect from what?

Nobody anywhere on earht has ever had this happen. Other than the paranoid

Answer 11

just act just as you are, you will scare them away.boooo..

Answer 12

Don't live near an airport, or military base and stay inside at night, nail your windows shut. The only problem is, folklore has it that they can make you float right out of your house so there really ain't anything you can do. Just hope that you ain't one of the ones that they want to examine :)

Answer 13

Mace.

Answer 14

Being very bad choices for cholesterol, free range and vegan humans are quite a taste treat.   Also not being responsive to the "neuralizer" stun gun they hit you with to mind-swipe you before reinserting you back in your time-line makes them think twice.   Don't remember how I do that, maybe it's like the movie MIB, just got used to it.

Always sleep near a weapon too.  Saved me from The 5Th Reich n***s of the 24th Century who came to the 20th in search of breeders for their thralls.  Rheinhard Heydrich ist ein kripsche Hund, Jah?

Answer 15

Do not under any circumstances move to a trailer park in the middle of the desert.

Answer 16

don't worry i'll fight them off for you

Answer 17

If you see one trying to abduct you, maybe you should think about trying to abduct them instead.  Chase after them.

Birthday suits usually work the best at scaring aliens away!

Answer 18

It's quite simple - just make a tinfoil hat .... honest.

Answer 19

yes there are aliens out there i wont say no to that.

but think why would they come to such a primitive planet like this...?

Answer 20

By hiding when you see a UFO

Answer 21

stories of alien abducting isint real

but if u still want to know hold something manmade that is metal or soft

Answer 22

wearing a tin foil hat around your head will keep then from reading your thoughts. you should also picture yourself inside a white sheild. they hate cheez wiz !!

who wouldnt want to be abducted by aliens though? how cool would that be? and even if they kill you it is much better than dying of something else, like cancer or a gun shot. that is just my opinion though

Answer 23

live i a faraday cage! lol....

Answer 24

Dob't worry..cuz aliens aren't real, and u won't get abducted..."I will protect you!"

Answer 25

i believe that earth is not the only inhabited planet in the universe. there are many other planets, and many places in the universe that have not been seen by human eyes.

I'm not quite sure how you could protect your self from "alien abduction". try wrapping a towel around your head, and then hiding under your bed. ............... shows how much i know about abduction.