How can these names be teased?

Question

my name is Zoie Flaire, some guys at my school call me Sowing Failure. Telling on them will just turn them all against me, and now that school's coming back it'll be awful to face them again. I want to tease them back!! how can I make fun of these name:

Ricardo (no middle name)

Amaya Summer

the first is a boy and the second a girl. the first guy has a naturally dark tan skin, bucktooth and brown hair, the second has black hair and darkish skin,

Answer 1

well if he has a buck tooth?

does this even need further explanation?

Ricardo Retardo, think that was said already.

pretty obvious.

amaya..

how about amaya smells like cat pee?

Answer 2

Haha.

r****d-o for the first jock.

Amaya Summer?? NOO! you're a winter! duhhh

Answer 3

Ricardo, you're a stupid latino fool!

Amaya?

What kinda name is that?!

These names are just lame!

Answer 4

i suggest you dont stoop to their level. Any time they tease you over your name say "pathetic, or is that the best you can do?" then walk away as ifit doesnt affect you at all (even tho it does) and they'll soon get bored if they dont get the reaction they want from you. Good luck xx

Answer 5

Don't stoop to their level.....it will make you sound as ridiculous as they sound.....

Answer 6

Sowing Failure?! That's a bit of a stretch for Retardo and A-your-a Retardo.  

Answer 7

Well Ricardo was the g*y hairdresser in TV programme The Salon and he was a bit of an idiot.

As for Amaya, sorry I can't help.

To be honest, you should just rise above it and not answer them - shows that you are more mature.

Answer 8

Try Prickardo or tricky ricky.

When is it Amya Winter or Amayaswell Summer

Answer 9

Prickardo

Amaya Loser

(Am I a Loser?)

xx

Answer 10

Ricardo=retardo, icky ricky

Summer=plummer, summer bummer, summers eve, slummer, bummer,skummer, dummer

Answer 11

Call Ricardo Retardo.

Answer 12

Ricardo Retardo

Amaya Summer - sounds like a question is being asked here like "Am I a Summer?" my response would be "No Yer A Dork"

Answer 13

Zoie, although I understand how you want to tease them, and there must be names you can call them, if last years term was so awful, that you're not looking forward to meeting them again, wouldn't calling them, aggravate the situation, and bring YOU down to their level ??

Just tell them to grow up and ignore them, little boys have their childish fun, us women should and are more intelligent and responsible, start this new term with a better outlook.

Caramac x

Answer 14

amaya summer school student

amaya summertime ****

Answer 15

Wow, that's childish, but...

Riiiccckkkaaayyy! Lol any English people here? Only people who have seen it will get it...still fun to shout :)

Lol if you take the 'm's out of Amaya Summer you get Aaya Suer! Sounds like a karate move or summat lol...

You all have cool/odd names!

But yeh be mature and don't stoop to their level! *frownyface*

Answer 16

retardo definitely

Answer 17

Retardo Ricardo

Prickardo Ricardo

p**s off you ricardofuck.

Amaya ***** (Like I'm a *****)

Answer 18

I've got the best idea of all - rise above girl! You know how much it hurts to be teased and by teasing them not only do you become no better than them, but you risk ending up in serious trouble, especially if you are silly enough to call Ricardo a r****d, given the connotations of the word. Turn them in for bullying you - it might turn them against you, but if your school is implementing even a half way decent anti-bullying programme, they should be threatened with expulsion if they continue their bullying. Beside, by bullying them in return you seem babyish because you are not trying to deal with it maturely, you're simply sinking to their level and becoming childish in order to gain revenge over something you can rectify without getting yourself into trouble.

Answer 19

don't be such a retardo ricardo

Answer 20

Ri-cardio.  You definetely don't make girls' hearts beat.

Am I a Summer?  Well, you too cold for that.

Just try and make things better before you pull this.