How can u find a vampire real fast?

Question

without doing anything embarrassing myself.

Answer 1

firstly, dirnking people's blood can give you HIV

think about it

keep thinking

keep going

maybe you shouldnt meet any vampires at all

Answer 2

Cut and paste time, it's too much work writing this out for the nth time this week, so here we go. There are no real vampires, because they don't exist. Period. There are no real vampires, undead, psi, sanguinarian, vampyre, or otherwise. The Law of Averages is pretty easy to apply to this one, not to mention the fact that there is NO scientific evidence of such, plus the fact that if vampires did exist, they would reproduce at an exponential rate, and would completely take over the planet in less than five years time. Do the math. As none of this is happening, the answer is logically that vampires do not exist. There are people who suffer from iron deficiencies, porphyria, hypersensitivity to sunlight, etc. all the classic hallmarks of vampirism, but are not vampires.

Btw, for every self-professed "vampire" out there, you do realize you meet all the criteria for co-dependency as well as being defined as clinically out of touch with reality? And the educated ones should know better. I guarantee you that if I were to isolate you from all other human beings, you would not suffer any ill effects from being "deprived" of the human "energy" you claim to need. You also must realize that there is no scientific proof to back up your claims of energy or psi vampirism? And the ones with blood donors are even worse - deluding themselves into passing off an obvious sexual fetish as a physiological need. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition - it just doesn't work that way. And yes, you're human - if I took a sample of your DNA - guess what? You'll be human, no "vampirical virus",no mutations, no alien lifeform, no altered chromosomes, etc. Trust me - if I isolated you from your "donors" and fed you a vegetarian diet with sufficient protein, carbohydrates, and fats you would suffer no ill effects. Why? Because you're not vampires. You just think you are - all it is is a psychological delusion born of perceived social inadequacies. For instance - look at all the self-professed female "vampires" out there - what do you think happens when they get pregnant? They go to the hospital, like everyone else, have blood drawn, get put on a special diet, etc. etc. - and suffer no ill effects, nor does their bloodwork show ANYTHING out of the ordinary. Eventually the truth of their reality sinks in and they stop putting on the white makeup, and the false fangs, and start going to soccer practice with their kids and hopefully living a normal life. When held to the light of truth the delusion starts to crack and cannot long be maintained

Answer 3

Try conducting a stakeout (lol)

Answer 4

Are you serious?  How is that NOT embarrassing.  Grow up!

Answer 5

it really is not that great!!!

just email me:

[e-mail]

Answer 6

Marry an old Bat

Answer 7

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Answer 8

"To see, one must only open their eyes."

They're out there. You just have to look closer.  

Answer 9

Rent the movie Dracula, that's as close to a real vampire as you're going to get.

Answer 10

rent underworld lol

Answer 11

go find charlie sheen, he feeds on the blood of little children

Answer 12

email [e-mail]

She's a real vampire. And no, you're not crazy for asking this question. Vampires exist!

Answer 13

Go to Forks or The House of Night.  

Answer 14

Go to google images and type in "Vampire."

Then afterward you should seek mental help.

Answer 15

Vampires are not real.

Answer 16

i am still looking for a vampire that will turn me,so keep looking and if i find one i will tell you and if you find one i would apreciate it if u would tell me...

Answer 17

look for the ones hiding from the sun

oops thats your mama

Answer 18

Before you get completely involved with a notion that is litterally a made up belief based on ancient passed down scarry bedtime stories told to the uneducated and repressed masses, do some research online or in the library about the origination of a so called 'Vampire'.  I garuntee you wont be as niave to believe a Mythological could be out there waiting to get ya anymore.  

To every myth, there is some very very small truth to the logic that went into making the story up.

I only say this because I used to be enthralled with the idea of a bloodsucking monster called a vampire- that is until my sophomore year in college I had to do a very large project with 15 students over the 'existence and mysticism of the Vampire'.

Turns out, the human mind is a very interesting catalyst to turn a 15th century diffiency disease into a nocturnally, evil, bloodsucking, garlic and light loathing monster most likely named Vlad from Transylvania.  

In other words- they are made up and the tale was passed down from generation to generation for sh*ts and giggles.

Sorry to rain on your parade. But I promis you'll turn up some interesting finds if you dig deep enough!  

(Although it doesn't stop me from watching every vampiric movie I can find! Aren't we all sick in the head?!! lol)