How can we cheer up the left if Gustav doesn't make a direct hit and cause billions in damage?

Question

The left can't contain itself rooting for Gustav to open up a can of whoop *** on N'awlins and elsewhere. If Gustav peters out and only does minor damage with some flooding here and there, and the billions of damage and lots of human suffering never comes, have you prepared your contingency plan to cheer them up in their time of extreme disappointment?

Answer 1

This is projected to be the "Storm of the Century"- worse than Katrina!

I found a site to listen to Live Emergency Scanners to track the evacuation and emergency efforts online.

Listen in here, and spread the link far and wide.

The more people know, the better chance we have of beating it this time.....

http://www.heartlandoutdoorsman.com/smf/...

Answer 2

You can make them happy by finding a way to tax hurricanes since GWB makes them.  

Answer 3

Gnarly question dude.

Why don't you splash salt water in your face and twirl around till you fall on the ground.  Wipe-out!

Answer 4

Yes, I heard it has already started to take effect, It's said that one leftie has went postal and shoot three of his own before placing the gun to his head and pulling the trigger. Another report is that their orcle has been found dead in a dumpster near DC.  It's said they no longer want to be repersented by a donkey but a unicorn and their new moto is now that of the movie judge dreed, "I am the law!".

Answer 5

We can always just remember the approximately $140 billion that will be spent in Iraq this year. Bush & Cheney have done more damage to lives in this country than any hurricane.

Even asking this ridiculous question is the rhetoric of a political party that is more worried about being blamed than the potential loss of lives.  

Answer 6

What the h**l are you talking about?  

Answer 7

The left can only be cheered up with a teleprompter in an empty suit,.

Blue collar for McCain

Answer 8

Just the rain will cause more than enough damage to make them happy.

Answer 9

Probably by voting for a 72 year old man in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.

Answer 10

I'm gonna to get one of them thar street bands together, stand along the roadside as they are returning to their homes, and I'm gonna be sing'n "When The Saints Come Marching Home".  Oh what a glorious day it will be!  *grin*