How can we get free beer at the polls?

Question

Who do we need to contact?

Answer 1

Start with petition, and get enough signatures.   Where do you sign????

Answer 2

Mrs. McCain has the in.

Answer 3

Obama might be able to help. Getting voters drunk is the only way he could win.

Answer 4

Someone could suggest it to McCain in order that his VP pick looks better and better?  I think beer at the polls may be the only thing that saves his *** now (and if it doesn't save it...at least he won't have to travel far to drown his sorrows).

Answer 5

Go to Crazy Joe in the back of the parking lot.  He is the one with the eye patch.