How can we get rid of Ken Livingstone?

Question

one suggestion is send him on a 4 x4 in dangerous safari and leave him there any other sugestions

Answer 1

Promote him to King

Answer 2

Send him to Pakistan/Iran/Iraq/Afghanistan where all his terrorist cronies live.

Answer 3

The choice between Ken and Boris? No competition! Long live Commader Ken!

Answer 4

VOTE, VOTE VOTE! People keep saying to me "My vote wont count", That's how he gets in.

Answer 5

Vote him out at the earliest opportunity

Answer 6

Ken Livingstone is the perfect image of old labour. An ignoramus that should have been put down years ago. Unfortunately like all good trade Unionist he has the gift of the gab and thinks he knows it all.  The ability to not think things   through come quite natural to him. And trying to keep up with a modern world must be a h**l of a problem.  I will give him credit for one thing, when his term is over he will leave with a great deal of money in the bank, whereas I had to work all my life for what I have got.  Perhaps he's not so stupid!

Answer 7

Step 1, buy a gun.

Step 2, use it

Answer 8

you should stop voting for him.  I'm afraid i can't help because i don't live in London

Answer 9

Try electing someone else at the next election, this is the usual way of ousting elected officials.

Please remember, the choice is Ken or Boris Johnson. Looks like Ken wins by default to me.

Answer 10

Vote him out at the earliest opportunity but what alternative is there? The foppish Boris Johnson? He's an idiot, he'd run the place in to the ground!

Answer 11

kidnap his newts. if he doesn't resign, the newts die a lingering death

Answer 12

Round up all the pigeons that used to be in Trafalgar Square, put them in a large Warehouse with surrond sound cinema showing the film 'The Birds' with subliminal pictures old Ken of how it used to be with the kids and tourists feeding the pigeons in Trafalgar square; then let them out and at him.

And no, Mr Livingstone - a Taxi does not count as public transport when you bleat about carbon emmisions and congestion, so stop using them, you hypocrite!!!!!

(No offense to cabbies)

Answer 13

Vote for Boris Johnson.

Answer 14

Only via the ballot box

Answer 15

He's supposed to be fond of lizards and newts, so buy him a young Komodo Dragon as a present. When it's fully grown it might eat him.

Answer 16

glass in his mash potato