How can we get rid of the mess of stray dogs and monkeys as we all know govt will do nothing .?

Question

How can we get rid of the mess of stray dogs and monkeys as we all know govt will do nothing .?

Answer 1

Why kill monkeys.  They are only killing or troubling politicians.  In this way they are the people's best friends and saviours

Answer 2

get the dogs to mate with the monkeys

this gives us donkeys

which we use to carry our shopping home

simple really

all the best

Ian

Answer 3

what i know is many ngo are working and they are into this Vasectomy for stray animals this the best harmless method

Answer 4

for the dogs-do a humane thing.adopt a stray dog instead of a Rs. 10000/- worth of a bread dog or if nothing else pay 1000 bucks to your nearest animal care center and get all the stray dogs operated so no new stray dogs are born.

for  the monkeys i guess we need to stop being religious and stop feeding them on tuesdays.other than this i dont think we can do anything coz monkeys are not afraid of us and wont hesistate to take a bite at us.

Answer 5

we cannot.  Therefore, we shall concede defeat and hope they give us peacable terms.

Answer 6

start a rumor that the stray dogs are ******* the monkeys over benefits and let them kill each other.

Answer 7

I heard some South East Asian countries have employed stray dogs as street watchmans.  Being very loyal and friendly beings, these dogs are reported to have helped solve many burglaries and homicides.

A home of sort has been setup in every street corner and every dog there is operated upon to not have offsprings.

In the same vein a discovery has been made that says bats eat up a lot of insects in a very short time.  Thus saving lot of money from going into insecticides and such things.

Answer 8

Well, over here in the Uk we don't have that problem.  However, we are wrestling with the problem of drunken yobbos on the street in the evening (which is very similar to your monkey problem)

But seriously, I lived in India for many years, and I know the problem of stray, and almost certainly rabid, dogs.  I was up a tamarind tree one time and got bitten by a baboon which resented me eating the fruit which he considered was his.

We used to shoot the dogs, but the monkeys, being sacred, we had to leave alone.  Tough tamarind! You are stuck with the problem.

Answer 9

u urself get inside a cage n d prob will b solved

Answer 10

make a bait for them,,,lol