How can we help this gentleman out?

Question

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20080804/Death.Penalty.Cooey/

I'm thinking longer needles?

Answer 1

No, sorry, longer needles won't do the trick.

Personally I'm against the death penalty.  Death is an easy way out of living in conditions that the person dislikes.  He made those girls suffer, so let him suffer for another 40 years.  Feed him all he wants until he's so big he won't be able to get out of his cell.

Besides, letting him waste away in a cell costs tax payers LESS than the death sentence because of automatc appeals, firing attorneys, appeal after appeal, etc.

I would vote for just throwing the key in a sewer.

Answer 2

That's a new twist.  Gosh, after he was so gentle in raping and murdering  his victims, it really doesn't seem fair to risk making his drug induced permanent coma upsetting to his fat constitution.  

Nah, just kidding.  I am a vindictive S.O.B. and I love it when murdering rapists actually make it clear that they don't want to die just yet.  Sweeeeeet.

Answer 3

gas chamber

Answer 4

Hanging him with his weight would be pretty quick. wouldnt need a long drop since a short one would probably break the neck of a heavy man.

gas chamber would be good although he would suffer about as much as he would given only the drugs to stop his breathing and his heart. The poison used there is an asphyxiant that also causes symptoms of a massive heart attack.

Answer 5

I can bring over my rifle. I guarantee one round to his face will get the job done!