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How can we make Corey Haim love us again?

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How can we make Corey Haim love us again?

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  1. First we gotta make him less of a disgruntled alcoholic former child actor.  


  2. He scares me in a Doogie Howser on a bender kind of way.

  3. He doesnt look as cute as he used to........I'm not sure I want him on the same planet with me anymore.

  4. He's a guy who has had problems since he was a kid, he needs help. He can't help it.  

  5. What makes you think he ever stopped?

    Maybe you need to turn the emotional microscope inward, my dear.

    When Corey tried to sell his rotten tooth on E-Bay, did you even make a courtesy bid?  

    When was the last time you pleasured yourself to 'Dream a Little Dream 2'?  

    Would it kill you to throw the phrase, "Haimster Up, Felddog Down" around a little more?

  6. Buy him a crack rock

  7. Tell him we hate Corey Feldman.

  8. See if he'd make another "License To Drive" movie

    But wait. He's too old for that now. Maybe it's too late.

  9. Oh, no. Not me. I'm not going down that road again. That's how I got the mange.

  10. Who is the world wants him to love us? I always found him kind of creepy. LOL.

  11. Do we have to? I hate getting shots, even if they do stop the burning and itching...

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