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How can we make Corey Haim love us again?

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First we gotta make him less of a disgruntled alcoholic former child actor.
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He scares me in a Doogie Howser on a bender kind of way.
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He doesnt look as cute as he used to........I'm not sure I want him on the same planet with me anymore.
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He's a guy who has had problems since he was a kid, he needs help. He can't help it.
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What makes you think he ever stopped?

Maybe you need to turn the emotional microscope inward, my dear.

When Corey tried to sell his rotten tooth on E-Bay, did you even make a courtesy bid?

When was the last time you pleasured yourself to 'Dream a Little Dream 2'?

Would it kill you to throw the phrase, "Haimster Up, Felddog Down" around a little more?
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Buy him a crack rock
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Tell him we hate Corey Feldman.
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See if he'd make another "License To Drive" movie

But wait. He's too old for that now. Maybe it's too late.
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Oh, no. Not me. I'm not going down that road again. That's how I got the mange.
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Who is the world wants him to love us? I always found him kind of creepy. LOL.
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Do we have to? I hate getting shots, even if they do stop the burning and itching...
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