How can we possibly get super powers?

Question

How can we possibly get super powers?

Answer 1

depends on if you sell your soul to the devil or jesus, the so called super powers do exist, just dont invite evil spirits into your body as so many do, but they dont realize it. you could create a monster literally please be careful! i used to play with ouija boards and have stories i dont want to remember or explain just trust me i just stumbled on this question. this is the first question ive answered in at least 8 months. please be careful and keep in touch i will share stories later

Answer 2

get bit a spider -- exposed to gama rays -- radioactive partical generator

die --

Answer 3

Power corrupts but absolute power corrupts absolutely. The truth is if people were able to get superpowers they would abuse it. This is because the nature of man is selfish and prideful.

Answer 4

if u belive in majic you can use spells and all sorts of stuff just go on http://www.spellsofmagic.com/learn_casti...

Answer 5

jump into a pool of radioactive waste

Answer 6

Revert to childhood.  My 2 and 4 year olds have all sorts of amazing super powers.  Their superpower de jour is poisoning and killing each other - then bringing each other back to life with the wave of a stick from the firewood pile.

Answer 7

have a bath in radioactive waste!

Answer 8

well a couple months ago i had like 10000 x rays ct scans lots more thingys like that and now (im for reals k no joke)i can somehow see orbs without a camra i can also get a odd feeling to know if somethin bad or good is gonna happen and im a precog so thats wat happens when youve been around x rays ct scans etc etc etc a hole year im not kidding  

Answer 9

we cant.  

Answer 10

Step 1. remove the door of your microwave

Step 2. proceed to stuffing something into the latch switch to trick the microwave into thinking the door is closed (microwaves are not very smart)

Step 3. Fashion 4-5 balls of foil, roughly 2 inches in diameter

Step 4. Gather a few more metal objects, such as spoons, forks, loose change etc.

Step 5. Combine the metal items in a steel pan.

Step 6. Put steel pan full of metal objects into the doorless microwave

Step 7. Set microwave to highest setting, pull up your most comfortable chair in front of the microwave and just hang out for a bit

-note-

For best results run the microwave for at LEAST 4 hours, take a break for about 10 minutes, then proceed to run it for another 6-8 hours, if directions are followed exactly as they are written, subject should begin to see super powers within the first few days, if not, consult a doctor immediately because you are probably on the verge of death due to radiation poisoning  

and to any young children reading this, DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION!!! it is very dangerous.

-Eric

Answer 11

eat a radioactive spider

Answer 12

If you want Superman/Spiderman/Hulk/Fantastic Four type superpowers then you're out of luck.  It's pure fantasy.  Don't start bathing in nuclear waste or similar sillyness as the results will not be good.

If you want superpowers like those of Batman and other 'mechanically assisted' heroes, then this is within the bounds of possibility.  There are many pieces of equipment which can enable you to do extraordinary things - body armour, jet packs, night vision goggles, etc.

Expensive but possible.