How can you answer a letter, when you get one,saying if you don;t get this letter let me know.

Question

How can you answer a letter, when you get one,saying if you don;t get this letter let me know.

Answer 1

Silence IS the answer.  

Answer 2

ignore it, if you don't get it then let them know.

Answer 3

You cant get the letter, so you have nothing to reply to!!!!

Answer 4

You write this:

I am writing to you to inform you that I actually received your letter and if I don't get it I utterly refuse to let you know.

Your confuzledly Berty kissy kiss kiss

Answer 5

Write back to them and say, I got that letter you didn't send and ask them, did they get that $1000 you didn't send.

Answer 6

ha ha, the person must have been drunk

Answer 7

You don't answer it!  Plain and simple, providing it is from an unknown source. If it us from someone non to bright (as it would infer) then you answer nicely, allowing for their lack of knowledge. If a  relative or friend perhaps writing in haste that just hasn't realised what they have written then you reply in a joking sense quoting what they have said.  

Answer 8

What?  "If you DON'T get this letter let me know".  Too funny.  Sounds like the person who sent the letter is a little unclear on the concept here.  LOL.