How can you make a monkey fly?

Question

Be Inventive.Lol

Thank you

Answer 1

You know the old saying: you can buy a monkey an airline ticket but you can't make him fly.  

Answer 2

Kick his butt hard.

Answer 3

You can make a monkey out of a fly, but you can't make a fly out of a monkey.

Answer 4

Chase it.

Answer 5

strap him to a rocket and watch him fly.

1 MAROON

Answer 6

No.  How stupid are you.

Answer 7

Flying Monkey

The Flying Monkey will ease your stresses and become your new fast-flying-friend as he flings through the air at dizzying heights! Whether the Flying Monkey is trying to be the next Albert II (the first monkey in Space don’t you know) or thinks himself as a primitive Superman with his cape and mask, he promises you cheeky monkey business and a whole load of laughs!

Answer 8

Give it drugs and make it high. LOL sorry love I'm hyper.

Answer 9

Yes...

i would buy for them a flight Ticket....

Answer 10

Well you get horse flies on horses and house flies in houses so I guess you get a monkey fly living on a monkey?  Therefore you don't need to make one, they exist already.

They are a species of fly that depends soley on monkeys and live out their lives doing what flies do best, hanging around monkey sh*t and being generally disgusting.  

Answer 11

Give it a jetpack and watch him go!

  

Answer 12

Use a catapult darling.lol

Answer 13

Use a small zipper.

Answer 14

give it some wings, put it on a remote-control plane, give it drugs, then yeah ;)

Answer 15

Kick him in the in seat of his pants and send him flying. LOL

Have a good one . Very funny Jo. Ha ha ha Love ya hun xx Sugar