How can you make a mustash grow faster?

Question

im 15 and i want to grow a thick mustash

Answer 1

Fertilize it with vaginal juice. Works well.

Answer 2

Hi Jose,

The only stimulation of hair growth is to shave it.  Shaving will cause the hair to become more coarse so the individual hairs will be thicker.

As for a thick mustache, I am afraid that has mostly to do with the genes that you received from your mom and dad, and your age.

I hope this is of some help to you.

Hiking Tony