How can you make a real convincing limp?

Question

It has to be good enough to trick a judge. Thanks.

Answer 1

I like Eraser's answer. thanks and have a nice day!

Answer 2

drop a brick on your foot, that should be pretty convincing...

oh by the way, your little scam to fool a judge is a felony and you could end up doing time for it, he may ask for a doctor's note or order you to be examined....

my advice....don't fake it!!! Tell the truth!!!

Why anyone on this website is going to help you defraud our justice system is beyond me...

Answer 3

Not sure of your reason for wanting to do this, but when (not if) you get caught, you may be limping around a jail cell.

Answer 4

walk on your hands... they will think that both legs are messed up

Answer 5

A judge has no interest in your limp whatsoever.

Answer 6

put something sharp and painful in one of your shoes.

Answer 7

just dont get yourself confused and start limping on the wrong leg.

Answer 8

Try blowing out your own knee, or something someone as dishonest as you would deserve.

Answer 9

Put a sharp rock in your shoe.