How can you tell if a person is being sarcastic or not?

Question

I can't tell most of the time. Like if my friend says to me, "Yo dude look at your arms! They're so big!!" I don't know if he's being sarcastic or not. Because my arms are neither small nor big. Just average, a bit toned. That's why I despise sarcasm. I hate sarcastic people regardless if they're my friends, teachers, or strangers. Sarcasm should be prohibited. I get offended sometimes. I just don't understand sarcastic people. Confusion comes in as well.

Answer 1

Well, I admire you in asking that question. It is very profound! Well you are an excellent guy! Thank you for asking! Good description and explanation. Very interesting question! Continue doing good and Great things like this!

Answer 2

If you think they might be then say "your being sarcastic ...right?"

Answer 3

are you being sarcastic?

Answer 4

Awww, poor baby.

Answer 5

Well, if you really cannot tell, then you be as transparent as possible when speaking.  Do not joke and always say what you mean.  With time you will know who is sarcastic and who is not and then you decide if you would like to continue your friendship and if they really mean the best for you.

Answer 6

It depends on how well U know the person....

Answer 7

Have you been checked for autism?