How can you tell the difference between a cow pat and my sisters doodoo?

Question

How can you tell the difference between a cow pat and my sisters doodoo?

Answer 1

Cows dump about twice as much as much as any person (most). There is hay in it, and it's mushier. Their's is also more of a circular shape. When dry, you'd be able to pick it up and it'd be kinda thin like a "cow pie".  

In middle school, the teachers at my school played a prank on another teacher for their birthday. They gathered about 15 dry cow pies. Ran them through a planer to flatten them, and trimmed the edges to match them all to the same diameter. They stuck the them together with frosting. Then covered the stack with frosting all around to look like a cake. They then served it to that teacher for their birthday. Some one cut a piece of "cake" and gave it to the teacher. Everyone sang happy birthday and then they said, " You get the first bite, so the teacher had to use a knife to cut a piece of the piece they had (they were told it was a chocolate-chocolate chip cookie cake). Then they put it in their mouth and chewed. They spit it out and said "It tastes like card board with frosting!"  Then the person behind it all, disclosed the prank. They were sooooooooooo mad.  True story.

Answer 2

well this is a toughy. if your sister is bigger then she might have similar droppings to a cow. but a cows poopys usually consist of grains that come from other cows bowel movements. dont worry. im sure your sister wont be pooping in a meadow of cows anytime soon.

Answer 3

A cow pat will have hay in it.  Unless your sister is a cow?

Answer 4

I bet your avatar name suits you well.

Answer 5

They are one and the same.