How clever are you... can you answer these...?

Question

Proverbs...

In your own words? Let's see how clever we can be!

1. A bird in the hand...

2. What goes up...

3. A rolling stone...

4. Where there's smoke...

5. People in glass houses...

6. Love is...

7. Man cannot live by...

8. Experience is...

9. Out of sight...

10. Scratch my back...

Answer 1

1. A bird in the hand...is tasty if prepared properly

2. What goes up...usually comes down (thanks NASA)

3. A rolling stone...an inflamed gall bladder

4. Where there's smoke...run

5. People in glass houses...pay large utility bills

6. Love is...but sometimes lust is too

7. Man cannot live by...a nuclear waste facility

8. Experience is...none of YOUR business

9. Out of sight...can't see me (I'm part Ostrich)

10. Scratch my back...please

Answer 2

1)poo on your palm

2)wont come down if there's a credit crunch

3)is usually old and wrinkly

4)there's usually a fire engine

5)get dressed in the dark

6)a load of c**p

7)single income alone

8)is necessary everywhere

9)i'm totally lost

10)i've got psoriasis

Answer 3

1- c**k

2- is always rolling

3- must come down

4- there's fire

5- are dulls

6- infinite

7- seeds alone

8- wiser

9- out mind

10-i'll scratch yours

Answer 4

1.IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH

2.MUST COME DOWN

3.GATHERS NO MOSS

4.THERES FIRE

5.SHOULDN'T THROW STONES

6.SOMETHING YOU CANT BUY

7.BREAD ALONE

8.IS WHAT YOU GAIN NOT HAVE

9.OUT OF MIND

10.AND ILL SCRATCH YOURS

Answer 5

1. will flutter like h**l

2. better come down (right Isaac?)

3. is usually round

4. hold your breath

5. bathe with their clothes on

6. not perfectly defined yet

7. love and fresh air alone. He needs burgers n pizzas too.

8. overrated

9. is out of mind

10. but not too hard, Thank you.

Answer 6

1 makes a messy hand.

2 faster than gas prices?

3 will become a very smooth pebble

4 there are people dying.

5 shouldn't get naked.

6 like a box of chocolates.  It will make you happy then sick.

7 an erupting volcano.

8 worth more than money.

9 things still bother me.

10 and I will scratch my front.

Answer 7

1. is the start of a crappy day

2. stays up with viagra.

3. never stays with one woman.

4. there's yellow snow.

5. don't need s*x tapes.

6. expensive.

7. man. g**s don't procreate.

8. an extension of your own insanity.

9. out of alcohol.

10. all the way down to the crack.  

Answer 8

1. A bird in the hand... will stratch and peck

2. What goes up...  Is filled with helium

3. A rolling stone...  may lead to an avalanche

4. Where there's smoke... there's a pyromaniac

5. People in glass houses... are probably comfortable with their bodies

6. Love is... being able to forgive without hearing I'm sorry

7. Man cannot live by... a busy train track

8. Experience is...   often ignored

9. Out of sight...  is not a good thing for a toddler

10. Scratch my back... I sure will

Answer 9

1.ugdfuihgiud

2.must come down

3.woot

4.there's a fire

5.got no privicy?

6.emotional

7.beer

8.cool

9.and outta mind

10.and ill scratch yours

Answer 10

1. A bird in the hand... is good for a one night stand!

2. What goes up... Is for the bird

3. A rolling stone... album to set the mood.

4. Where there's smoke...After we're done.

5. People in glass houses...Can watch us

6. Love is...not necessary

7. Man cannot live by... himself.

8. Experience is... repeated all night long.

9. Out of sight... or with the lights on?

10. Scratch my back... in pleasure.

Answer 11

1.uhh i forgot

2. must come down

3. WHAT

4. theres fire???

5. are crazy lol i dk

6. a danerous game

7. rules

8 always good

9. out of mind

10. i'll scratch yours