How come Europeans kick so much when fighting?

Question

I was at a bar in Slovenia watching the Olympics and drinking Samuel Adams and I upset a Russian guy because a local girl was giving me attention more than him.

So I get up to kick his Commie ***, but he ended up literally kicking, that is all he did.

I'm American and we rarely kick. So I grabbed his foot and kicked him in the testicles and that ended it. The Slovenian took me to her place, I scored and now I'm on her computer while shes in the shower.

Answer 1

Savate

Savate (pronounced IPA: [savat]), also known as boxe française, French boxing, French Kickboxing or French Foot-fighting, is a French martial art which uses both the hands and feet as weapons and combines elements of western boxing with graceful kicking techniques. Only foot kicks are allowed, unlike some systems, such as Muay Thai and Silat, which allow the use of the knees or shins. Savate is perhaps the only style of kickboxing in which the fighters habitually wear shoes (savate being a French word for "old shoe"). A practitioner of savate is called a savateur (male) or savateuse (female).

Either he was using Savate or he was afraid he was going to hurt his hands on your thick yankee skull. If he did this he wouldn't be able to pick up his next glass of vodka. BTW, just kidding about your thick yankee skull. Great way to solve that problem though.

Answer 2

Please tell me you aren´t serious!

Answer 3

Europeans love playing soccer-duh!

Answer 4

lol.... did you even read your own "question" "I'm American and we rarely kick.  SO I grabbed his foot and KICKED..."

.... and then you wrong up in a sweat from your wet dream eh?