How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?

Question

I mean what the freakin h**l?

Answer 1

i don't know but if they use motorbikes i guess it's faster

Answer 2

i dont really know why

Answer 3

There are more pizza places than hospitals.

Answer 4

because a pizza is smaller

Answer 5

Perhaps it's a matter of time perception.  If you put your hand in a bowl of ice water for 1 minute, it seems like forever.  If you kiss your significant other for 1 minute, it's over in a flash.  If you're waiting for a pizza, you're relaxing and goofing around.  If you're waiting for an ambulance, you're wired on adrenalin and worried out of your mind.  There's also the good chance that you're much more relaxed when spelling out your address for the pizza parlor than you are when giving it to the ambulance dispatcher.

Answer 6

well... it's probably because there aren't as many ambulances as there are pizza people running around in their domino's cars.

Answer 7

Maybe because, in your town, there may be 1 hub where the ambulances dispatch from.  Yet, there is a pizza joint on every corner.

Answer 8

That's a scarey observation.  Good one.

Answer 9

Good one...here's a star...

Answer 10

I beleive that business is trying extremely hard to to do crazy stuff.

OR Train Pizza delivery Guy's to drive an ambulance.

Answer 11

Advertisement, that's how they eat so to speak. plus it a wide open market and that's they angle to get our money. The latter tho, they are the only ones in town, a monopoly and i guess they say they will get there when they do. If they had some competition, i bet they would be lighter on they feet. The fire department always come first tho, Hint, call them.