How come every atheist ever has been asked to perform stand-up on the Tonight Show?

Question

How come we always turn down the opportunity?

Answer 1

Because the Tonight show sucks?

Answer 2

I had a previous engagement with your mom.

Answer 3

I've never been asked but only because of that whole kidnapping thing.

Answer 4

I appreciate getting an easy 2 points off of your questions but you are annoying. Not even funny troll annoying, just annoying.

Answer 5

Wit takes intelligence.

Answer 6

Well, I'm an atheist, and the fact that I have never been invited to do so, falsifies your question.

Bill Maher has been on there many times, and hes been on The Larry King show often enough, usually for the full hour.

Did you have a point ?  

Answer 7

Didn't George Carlin perform on it?