How come farting has not yet attracted such huge interest as the Theory of Relativity of Albert Einstein? Why?

Question

How come farting has not yet attracted such huge interest as the Theory of Relativity of Albert Einstein? Why?

Answer 1

The Japanese have developed a method of flavouring farts with a particular scent. Search the web.

Answer 2

Possibly because it's not quite so important for trying to understand how the universe works

Answer 3

In Japan, it has. There are TV shows about it more often than about the other thing you listed. The TV Guide Channel has had samples on its "Sushi TV" segments. Miyuki's gal pal Kumiko has some videos of some "Sekai no Onara no Rekodo (World f**t Records)" shows. She showed us some of one that had a man "onara (f**t)" 3500 times in 90 minutes or so. One showed a game show with the MC talking into a mike. Then, he held it to the seat of his pants and onara loudly. I said Alex Trebek should do that on "Jeopardy". In the USA, "Outrageous Moments" shows are showing some, e.g. one has shown Vanessa Marcil doing it on the "Vegas" set.

Answer 4

Sandra,

It's obvious that you are not a young male. If you were, you would know that Farting is of much more interest than the theory of relativity!

Answer 5

Ah butt it has - it is the butt of a lot of jokes.  Scatological humor focuses on the mighty f**t and never (well almost never) do you hear jokes about Einstein.

Answer 6

Because it stinks