How come in my bible it says that God created Adam and Steve...?

Question

In my bible Eve never existed, the children didn't descend from her, but my bible says children ascended from h**l and from there on they committed incest creating us today, is this true?

Answer 1

That's the bible.

Answer 2

Mine does too. It makes much sense to me about children.

Answer 3

Sorry I didn't get that could you run that past me again.

Answer 4

Have you ever actually read the satanic bible?

OMG - what an acid trip to start that up.

BTW - Space Hookers appear to catch the "Craziest" venereal diseases

Answer 5

  It must be the medium testament.

Answer 6

you don't have the right bible  

Answer 7

I would say you need a new bible.

Answer 8

Mine too! I like ours better than theirs.  

Answer 9

Sounds interesting.

Answer 10

Because it's true. Steve had reproductive organs from both genders.

Answer 11

your bible is corupt. you need the orginal greek and hebrew text.

Answer 12

psh as if it's true. we all know you're purposefully posting this question to make fun of Christianity

Answer 13

You obviously have the bible that was re-written in medieval times by the drunkard Phillip the III.  I would recommend the Holy Bible.  Its the best brand I hear.  

Answer 14

shut up stupid

Answer 15

what bible you reading exactly?

Answer 16

Wow, your answer you gave me was very immature and unlady-like. You really need some salvation in your life honey.  Go to church, meet some older Christian women that can help you grow spiritually. Im telling you because I care. Yes your a stranger but I still care. You need help.

May God bless you...he loves you so much and all you can do for Him is disrespect Him? My sister, you would NOT be here if it werent for HIM above.

Pray

Answer 17

Brokeback Eden.  

Answer 18

how scaring is that... we are allowing this kind of things going on in this world.

were drifting tooooooooooo far away from the Holy One.

Lets pray for all this peoples and their cities.. In Jesus' Name. Amen..

Answer 19

Darn! That version must have escaped burning during the canonization...

Answer 20

I dunno what kind of Bible you read...

Answer 21

Your bible is called Bi-ball.