How come no one has invented a f**t free ketchup bottle??

Question

How come no one has invented a f**t free ketchup bottle??

Answer 1

because the ketchup company knows if they did the world would be a worse place....think of how more awkward the place would be if someone farted? making us hear the sound more often with the bottle gets our ears used to the sound of a f**t.

or

it could be that the tomatoe mixing with the other ingredients create nitrogen gas that cannot be taken from a bottle because it is constantly being created.

Answer 2

this question made me laugh when I read it. Yes, wonderful.

But seriously I don't actually have an answer for you.