How come there aren't any real joke sites on the internet?

Question

I can't find any web sites with quality jokes! Either the jokes are funny but have content that is not healthy for my mind, or the jokes are clean and I have to lower my IQ by 20-30 points just to think they are funny!

Is there any humor in this world for smart people that don't want to fill thier mind with filth?

Thank you.

Just because I don't like dirty or stupid jokes doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor.

Answer 1

'Cause the best jokes are the ones you hear from actual people.

Answer 2

Well here is a cute little joke for you:

There were 3 birds sitting in a tree.

A daddy bird, a momma bird, and a baby bird.

The daddy bird said "My instincts tell me to go south for the winter."

The momma bird said "My instincts tell me to go south for the winter."

The baby bird said "My end stinks, but it doesn't tell me where to go."

I hope that wasn't too filthy for you and I hope you found it funny.

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Answer 3

watch the tv show 'frasier'.

Answer 4

funnyjunk.com and collegehumor.com

The reason there are no "intelegent" jokes is becuase there is nothing funnny about down to earth, right minded, intelegent people.

Answer 5

you mean jokes like what was tiger looking for in the toilet? answer:pooh

or jokes like

chuck noris can kill two stones with one bird?

or those stupid jokes like this

knock knock! who's there? boo! boo who? gosh it's just a joke no need to cry!