How come us atheists know everything about everyone?

Question

This one puzzles me. How come only us atheists have this genetic mutation that gives us the gift to know everyone's motives on everything? How come our analysis is correct every time?

Anyone who answers this and disagrees with me is secretly jealous of my 100% factual insights.

See what I mean, atheists? My atheist gift strikes again! xD

Answer 1

if you had brains you would be dangerous.

Answer 2

Uh, we don't.

Next.

Seriously, if you're trying to prove a point, try not to center your argument around ideas that are not true.

Answer 3

Troll... Your answers are rarely insightful, and this question is simply bigoted. You're as bad as the fundamentalists, and just as ugly.

And ugly both extremes are.

Answer 4

because that's a gift from satan..

nah, seriously, people are very predictable

Answer 5

What was the color of my poo this morning?

Answer 6

Maybe you are an atheist, but then what you think you are does not represent anyone except yourself. In fact, I think you are darn bloody stupid.

Answer 7

Is it because God made you that way?

Answer 8

Because we are geniuses.

Answer 9

Aha! Now I see why you are atheists. You think you're omniscient so you don't NEED a God.

Tell ya what, punkin. You just wait right there. I'll call and have the folks from the home come for you in a trice. And if you're a good kid and don't make trouble, I'll even let you visit with Napoleon tonite right after supper, OK?

Answer 10

What is this "us" stuff.  Speak for yourself.  Atheists are generally intelligent.  You don't appear to be an atheist.

Answer 11

At least there are a few stupid atheists...

Answer 12

They have special powers.

Answer 13

I've often wondered about this. You've got to wonder why our answers are always inerrant, and our questions always original and thought provoking (nay - belief changing).

Answer 14

i guess not all of us chose to stay brillient when we are born

Answer 15

Yeah and they all seem to be q***r too, that is weird

Answer 16

cuz we r awesome!

Answer 17

Flying spaghetti monster

Answer 18

Because you're conceited and bitter and you're not satisfied unless you can drag others under the bus with you. At least most of the ones on this forum seem that way.  

Answer 19

It's not easy being this brilliant, let me tell you.

Answer 20

Y-A-W-N

Answer 21

You = One of the most awesome trolls ever.. XD

Answer 22

Science has shown atheists have a higher intelligence than people with a strong religious faith. The difference is 5.8 points according to findings in developmental psychology!!!    

More members of the "intellectual elite" considered themselves atheists than the national average.

Only 7 percent of members of the American National Academy of Sciences believed in God. Whilst only 3.3 percent believed in God in the UK’s Royal Society.

Several Gallup poll studies of the general population have shown that those with higher IQ’s tend not to believe in God."

Evolution in action with Christians getting left behind like the monkeys and apes before them!!!

Answer 23

You're not an atheist. You're a troll. How about that factual insight?

Answer 24

I like blueberries.

Answer 25

We can all tell you believe in some god or another. I'm gonna guess you're christian too, just based on profiling. Most of you argue like that. For us, our self-righteousness has nothing to do with what we actually believe, and everything to do with the fact that we can hold objective, non-partisan debates without resorting to mudslinging.

Answer 26

Ok, what am I thinking now? WRONG! I was thinking that you are an idiot to have someone take a picture of you with your finger up your nose. USE A KLEENEX!  

Answer 27

No comments...

Answer 28

yeah.. your right.. we are awesome.

Answer 29

convert now before it's too late.

GO BACK TO CHRIST. ASAP.

Answer 30

You're about as atheist as the Pope.

Answer 31

Atheists are their own God's, so of course they created themselves perfectly! LOL