How come us atheists never forget the fabric softener?

Question

How come us atheists never forget the fabric softener?

Answer 1

you like to smell nice...but watch out...some make you itch..

Answer 2

I don't use fabric softener, I use ***' milk.

Answer 3

b/c all the jews are gone

Answer 4

Hey! I never forget either and I'm a Wiccan! :P

Answer 5

Babby crumbs can be harsh on clothes.

Answer 6

Good for you!!  So very good.  Now go and do your chores.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Because it just makes sense.

Answer 9

Oh that is completely untrue. My husband is an atheist and he doesn't even know what fabric softener is.

I on the other hand, a theist (Wiccan) would never, ever forget the fabric softener. I like my clothes soft and lightly scented.