How come whenever I say "McDonald's", a magical elf appears magically and pokes me on the forehead?

Question

How come whenever I say "McDonald's", a magical elf appears magically and pokes me on the forehead?

Answer 1

you're on drugs?

Answer 2

Cause youre stoned!

Answer 3

If he pokes you on the forehead, it means that you are shorter than an elf.

Answer 4

Because he is the Cholesterol Elf. There are only 50 of them per state so not every American who visits a fast food place sees them. You should consider yourself lucky. He is there to tell you that you if you eat that mess, your cholesterol will shoot through the roof and your heart will explode. He is sent by the Magical Fat Fairy to warn us of our bad eating habits. If the Magical Fat Fairy ever visits you, it is too late. You will drop dead immediately. Moral? Listen to the Cholesterol Elf.

Answer 5

God your avatar is so gey

Answer 6

it's a magical place that's why, it's fascinated many over the years.

Answer 7

maybe u need a v8? OR................... your high

Answer 8

Wait...you have a magical elf too?  Oh no!  They're after me now!  Thanks a lot.  Email me to get them back.

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Answer 9

Cuz ur on PCP

Answer 10

Because ur high lol or maybe ur eating a bowl of lucky charms?

Answer 11

because you shouldn't eat there.  it will kill you.

Answer 12

uh...