How come you never hear father-in-law jokes??

Question

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes??

Answer 1

because they tend to sit in the corner, say nothing, and read the paper. You can't really have a joke about that can u?

Answer 2

Simple. They hated their mother-in-law as much as you hate yours.

Answer 3

An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.

One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"

Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"

The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didn't move a single step to save her.

The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.

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The next day he found a brand new Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the following wordings ...

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"Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law! !!"

Answer 4

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."  

Answer 5

Because they talk a lot of commonsense and don't interfere in their childrens marriages.

Answer 6

its because you cant mess around with them

Answer 7

because you just need to go to the pub to get in with your father in law?

Answer 8

because they're the ones writing mother-in-law jokes

Answer 9

Because they are a joke in themselves

Answer 10

Well, there would be, but they don't irritate after marriage(while you're on the process, they are the headaches)

Answer 11

coz they do not like

Answer 12

because they are not old ladies...