How could i find out what the times adn dates are for boats with freights leaving for overseas?

Question

i'm going to hide in a frieght to got to england to be with my boyfriend and i dont care what anyone says eventualy i'll be there and i want to know if anyone can direct me to the info i need to get on the right boat ect,

and dont worry i already know the risk and trouble i am about to get myself in to and i dont care im going to die at one point in life and i'd rather die happy and satisfied!

And i know i need food dont worry about that i have plenty and i have a mp3 and a book to read to keep me busy and sleeping pills so im set i just a need a time date and place to get there and no im not taking a plain enless you provide the money , me and my baby and i have been waiting 3 years and im tired of trying to get money ect im taking this risk weather it gets me in jail or what i love him and he makes me soo happy , i want to be with him and i dont care what it takes!

scrue school when youo die you'll for get it anyway or remember what you have learned in your past life ,so please just help me!

Answer 1

I think she read an earlier answer i gave about a person who stowed away in my boat when i shipped it on a container ship back from Australia, they Had it pretty good..it was nice 50 footer.

Answer 2

Okay, let's skip all of the boring, spoilsport "rational" answers here, or the plain and simple fact that "happy and satisfied" is not the way you'll die packed into a cardboard box on a transAtlantic ship.

Do you actually imagine that it is going to cost you LESS money to mail yourself to England than it would cost you to buy a one-way plane ticket? You can fly to London for about $300. That's less than one paycheck working half-time at McDonalds. Are you serious enough about wanting to go to England that you'd be willing to suffer the indignities of flipping burgers for TWO WHOLE WEEKS in order to get there alive? Mailing yourself will cost at least $200 more than that.

Let me spell out your alternative for you. Once upon a time, back when the job market in America was actually better than the job market in China, people used to try to smuggle themselves here in specially prepared shipping containers. They mostly ended up dead, some lucky few ended up in prison hospitals awaiting deportation back to China. But they were smuggling themselves in 40' SHIPPING CONTAINERS, the kind that are towed behind semi trucks, and it cost them their (adult) life's savings to get smuggled in them. There wasn't enough oxygen in the shipping containers to keep them alive for the crossing. Even if you could find a company that would mail a 200lb+ package (you, plus enough food and water for the trip, plus the cardboard and packing material) across the Atlantic for less money than a 1-way plane ticket, there damned sure won't be enough oxygen inside a cardboard box (which is also stuffed inside a shipping container).

How do you think you boyfriend would feel about opening a box to find a dead, rotting, bloated, stinking and covered in f***s/urine/vomit YOU in it? Mmmm, now THAT's romantic.

Answer 3

SO how are things in the trailer park these days?

It Ain't gonna happen in the US, sweetheart. One, with the exception of two carriers that use one secondary port on the eastern seaboard, the container lines don't run to the UK direct from the US.

Two, Homeland Security requires that container ports be secure from terrorist access. Al Quaeda hasn't even gotten in yet, and trust me, those smelly little people are amazing at stowing away in foreign ports.

Put plainly, get a job.