How could i make my 92 mercury grand marquise look like an american muscle car?

Question

How could i make my 92 mercury grand marquise look like an american muscle car?

Answer 1

Sell it and buy an american muscle car.

Answer 2

paint it black and white..

Answer 3

Go to GNC, and buy a 10 pound bottle of creatine. Dump it in the gas tank. That should do it. Also, put all 4 tires on the back wheels. This will give it that wide drag slick look that only american muscle cars have. Also install toyota badges.