How dO I get an INTERNATIONAL passport with no/holds/barred ?

Question

IF I AM THE MAHDI OF COURSE

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Answer 1

A Laissez Passer or 1954 Convention Travel Document is often considered an International Passport.  If you are a stateless person, you could qualify.  Saying you are the Mahdi might do it too.

Answer 2

The Mahdi is long dead; it is unlikely any country would issue a passport.

Answer 3

There is no international passport because all passports are issued by countries.