How did the first two humans discover s*x?

Question

How did the first man figure that he had to penetrate the woman's v****a, in order to conceive? How did they discover all those stuff. It's not that obvious, if you haven't been taught about it, seen it in books, tv..etc. It's a dumb question, sorry. I'm dumb, what can you do? ;-)

Answer 1

The first 2 humans that discovered s*x were g*y. Thats why never hear about them.

The next 2 were burned at the stake for having s*x without the church's consent and the next 2 were stoned because they were undressed while having s*x. And it goes on and on and on.

Answer 2

There were no "first two humans"

However, back then it was purely instinctual without the psychological stuff getting in the way and confusing things.

Believe me, the hidden part of your primeval brain knows what to do!!!

Answer 3

Ask their parents!

Answer 4

Good question. I'm still figuring out what gave them the idea that artichokes were edible.  Probably from watching primates, too.

Answer 5

Do you remember when you were young and touch your private parts? That warm feeling all over your body yeah well I think that mating is a natural instinct for all animals humans as well as fish even flowers. Even though there is No explanation as to how we know to do this at some point someone had to say okay how do we procreate and from there began concieving and such. That is just my opinion, who really knows?

Answer 6

There was no "figuring it out", "first two humans" or any of that nonsense.

Answer 7

Well there are different school of thoughts ... some believe the snake told them about it.

  Otherwise for alternatives, I suggest watching movies like Quest for Fire or Blue lagoon :)

Answer 8

It was probably just something they enjoyed to do.  They probably ha no idea that it was necessary to conceive a child.

Answer 9

probably watching animals, mainly primates

Answer 10

IF you were the very first man wouldn't you observe what was going on around you amongst the local animals?  Your biological impulses would take over after that.  And, no, I don't  think it's a dumb question.  It really is quite interesting. Have you ever seen the movie, "Blue Lagoon" ?