I'm not just talking about Starbucks or some c**p like that, I mean at a regular coffee shop or cafe.
There is latte, cappuccino, mocha, espresso. There are flavored shots, creams, caramels, extra vanilla, extra chocolate. There are South American blends, African blends, Asian blends. Small size, large size, ******* enormous size.
Whatever happened to REGULAR OR DECAF? SMALL OR LARGE? CREAM AND SUGAR?
IT USED TO BE SO SIMPLE!!!!
Ok, it's fairly obvious that I don't need any more coffee this morning, but when did it become so complicated to get a simple beverage to start off the day?
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