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How did this happen?

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha talk about empty headed


  2. Ha! ha! ha! very good....

  3. brilliant pure class thanks mate  

  4. lmao, wow, it went in and out the other. I never knew that could happen. But with a blonde, everything's unpredictable, lol

  5. i like that one! have a star

  6. went threw her ear in her brain and hit her finger.

  7. hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    oh my god!!!

    good one!!

    i can't stop laughing..

    that gurL is dumb!!


  8. Lol very good joke! Star!!

  9. Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Oh! that's a good one, a star for you!

  11. right on dude...5 stars

  12. The bullet went from in one ear out to another ear..

    Landed on the finger that is blocking..

    Finger shot, finger gone..


  13. very good..

  14. hahahaha i like it!
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