How did you stop the postie from dropping red elastic bands on your step and up the street?

Question

Best answer gets the 10 points!

thanks in advance!

Answer 1

Its a waste of time asking the postie to stop dropping them 'cause they have short memories. Try collecting them up until you have quite a few, put them in an envelope and send them to the sorting office with a cheeky note, don't bother with the stamp.

Answer 2

I find myself picking them up all the time. Make a ballout of them and let the dog play with it!

Answer 3

I didn't, and I pick them up after he's dropped them, I've got a box nearly full of them, and they don't half come in handy. Thanks Postie.

Answer 4

Report them to their supervisor for littering. They should know better than to leave elastic bands laying around.  

Answer 5

set my chav neighbours pitbull on him,if that doesnt work go out and kick his head in pmsl

Answer 6

i notice i get less when i buy less on ebay, however, they are really useful for holding my back door open in the summer.

Answer 7

Well you could always make a sling out of them and then bombard the postie with the rest of them. You must live in Scotland.....Postie  

Answer 8

id take them all to my local post office and thow them on the floor ,, that mite get there attension?  

Answer 9

our postie leaves the elastic bands on and uses a van to deliver the posy!!!