How do I avoid embarrassing her?

Question

This girl and I maybe going on a long road trip.

She is one of those girls that claims that girls do not f**t, at least not the cute young ones.

I want her to be comfortable and it worries me that she will keep a lot of painful gas inside her until the pitstops.

Anyway how can I create a environment where she can f**t in the SUV without me knowing it?

Please something besides blasting the stereo and keeping the windows open.

I don't want her to explode.

Thx

Answer 1

hahaha this question is so funny. I have no idea let her explode

Answer 2

Ever hear of Bean-O?  Maybe she's smart enough to keep some handy on trips, so that if she eats something that causes gas she can get rid of the gas before it needs to be let out.

Might not be a bad idea for you to do the same thing.

Answer 3

Try to divert her attention on some other interesting matter like a beautiful mountain land scape or so and she will do it whitout any embaressment.

Answer 4

try farting, you might make her feel comfortable to f**t

Answer 5

I don't understand why you're thinking about this...are you going to feed her beans before you leave?

Answer 6

Strap her to the luggage rack and tell us her full name so we know not to laugh if we see her.

If she does toot inside the car say "Is there any way you could put some of that gas in the gas tank?  It's so rank - I bet you it would take us RIGHT to Dallas Texas!" lol

"Want to have beans for lunch?  The we'll hold a f**t-off to see who can go the longest without opening the window."

"Is that my driving that stinks?"

"Know why farts smell?  So deaf people can appreciate them too."

"What was that noise?  Did I hit a duck?"

"What was that smell?  Did I run over a skunk?"

"Whoever toots first does gets to be DJ for the first hour."

"I think you should ride shotgun - by the sounds of things, your double-barrelled."

Answer 7

lol take a box of matches and tell her not to worry about it lmao or buy a butt-plug

Answer 8

I think you should just let um loose every couple of minutes and talk to her about how natural it is to f**t.  Tell her that the smell does not offend you.  Make her feel comfortable with her gas.  Tell her that you are worried for her saftey and you do not want her to erupt!  You could even record a song of you and your buddies passing gas and play it throughout the trip.  This will be entertaining and If she needs to slip one in along the way it will blend in with the music!

Good Luck!