How do I become a chinese person?

Question

I was watching the olympics and am impressed with China's performance. I believe if I become chinese my athletic performance will improve dramatically.and I don't want to just become a chinese citzen(would rather live in America) I want to be chinese.

Answer 1

for your situation,i think it's impossible,you can  dye your hair,you can speak chinese,and you can act like a chinese,but actually you are not a chinese,so the chinese national sport committee will not allow you to join in and use the facilities to improve you performance,except you get a chinese nationality.

Answer 2

want to be chinese?  you'd have to go back to the days when we all were in africa.  once your people moved to the are china is in, they would have to stay there, as a people, for 20,000 years for the uv's of the sun to affect the mellanin in the skin, and hair color, and eyes.  have you noticed we have black people closest to the equater?   way up in norway we have blond haired blue eyed people. but i don't blame you for wishing you were chinese.  they start thraining their athletes and gymnasts in preschool.  the kids are taken away from the parents and can only go home once a year. no wonder they all rocked at the olympics.

Answer 3

Well, theoretically you can never be a chinese as you are never born there, but you can try various methods to look like a chinese. Examples are dying your hair black and talking in asian accent etc.  

Answer 4

This is weird. If you truly want to be a Chinese, then you'll want to live in China. Many of my friends whose grandparents moved here to Singapore from China have already returned to China. I'm thinking of returning there myself. If you want to be a Chinese et don't want to live in China, erm, i've got nothing to say.

Anyway, are you mocking us or something? Your question sounds ridiculous.  

Answer 5

you live in china..... for many many many years! how could that be! you dont like your identity? how come...

Answer 6

only if you were born in China

otherwise the most you can do is just be a foreigner keen on China

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Answer 7

Chinese, The Most Envied Race/Civilization

huge land, a pure race, culturely, great economy, great technology, strong military and nukes, most thoughtful leaders, independent political system, physically superior(olympics), superpower

the huge land and pure race combination is enough. mutts (americans), and losers from failed races/civilizations(small countries) envy the pure and mighty Chinese race

Answer 8

Learn some chinese culture, try to know more about Chinese food and communication.

Good luck!

Answer 9

I think reincarnation is your only option.

Answer 10

die your hair black, and tape your eyes upward. and live in china town. lol jk

Answer 11

Easy, just pray everyday that you will be born into a Chinese family who live in America in your next life.

Answer 12

are you making fun or something?