How do I become a cool black guy?

Question

I was at the usual hangout near the gas station. The Persian store owner came in with an urgent messafe. "Mintos you must come quick" he stated in slurred speech. "I'm so hungry I could eat a dinner" I replied. Unfortunately he had knock out gas so I was without dinner. I awoke to chains and stone. A petite silk hair woman appeared in front of me. "Mintos wake up were going to DIE, Mintos wake up were going to SQUAD ALLAH" said Zelda. 2 months later an urgent message was sent. "I hope you eat lots of spaghetti!" was carved into my arms. I was able to move so I ran to a puddle. In my reflection I saw my forehead with another message carved into it:"How do I become a cool black guy?"

Answer 1

Sounds like a nightmare to me

Answer 2

so what drugs are you on right now?

Answer 3

Wow. Philosophy right therr. Look inside yourself and you will see that maybe some day you can be part of their world.lol

Answer 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ONCE AGAIN MINTOS VERY FUNNY STORY.LOL

Answer 5

See kids, this is what drugs do to your mind.  Just say no.

Loved the What What In The Butt story though.

Answer 6

Oh no you've found me out! It was I who carved the mark of the beast on you o_O

Answer 7

I dare you to spend the 300 dollars and track your DNA. You are black. (You just have to work on the KOOL).

Answer 8

d**n you must be a good storyteller

Answer 9

First you have to get the cool pair of shades like me.

Answer 10

lay off of the drugs, its not doing u well..