How do I become a mermaid. This is not a joke!!! Please answer this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

How do I become a mermaid. This is not a joke!!! Please answer this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Answer 1

it was really difficult for me, but i did it

I'm sure you'll figure it out

Answer 2

This spell:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat it 10 times... it will take four weeks for the change.

Answer 3

Recite This Spell:

Magic spirits of the deep

I want a tail not two feet

may beauty be upon me

fish all kinds let me see

when im finished in the sea

when im dry my feet return to me

But Only Say It When You're Wet

Answer 4

well, you can go to 43things.com and type in how to be a mermaid and do spells wait and wear a symbol i am doing a spell and some how it's working no joke!

Answer 5

So a mermaid is the body of a human with the tail of a fish... Well, you could try prosthetics, these days biomechanical technology is amazing, although I don't know if it works underwater. It certainly wouldn't be powerful enough at this point in time, but if you wait a little while I'm sure science will come up with something. Good luck! :D

Answer 6

Fall asleep and dream....?

Answer 7

do a spell

Answer 8

You're really not thinking things through. What possible gain is there for you to become a mermaid? unless you have some sort of magic powers as a mermaid, it is only a matter of time before the oceans predators devour you. Especially when you consider that you haven't spent a lifetime avoiding them. Also consider you have no other means of defense. And a final selling point, have you seen how fish reproduce? Check on the myths behind mermaid procreation. It may not be what you want in the long run.

Answer 9

plz e-mail [e-mail]

Answer 10

ok ok i know how you feel i was like this once its ok but i will take a month or 2 depending on your age

1.get a fish it has to be out of ocean water ok

2.cut it in half and mash it up

3.grind it together and get a cup of saltwater

4.get ur DNA which can include blood and grind it with the fish

5.put it in the saltwater leave it one week and drink it

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

DONT go swimming at the fool moon

IT WILL take 7 months to get powers

YOU CANT choose your tail colour

DONT drink without a straw

AND BE CAREFUL if you sweat here comes a tail!!!!!!