How do I become a mermaid .?

Question

So you think there is a spell to make you a mermaid you have to ask a mermaid that question all these other spells are lies I tried a dosen times they don't work.

Answer 1

you have to make an offering to the mermaid queen and she will give you a special kind of kelp to eat which will make you a mermaid... temporarily.

if you want to become a full mermaid you will need to perform a dance for the queen of the mermaids.



but firstly you need your offering, you need to find a large shell which you have to fill with treasure. if the mermaid queen is happy with your offering she will come to you in a dream and guide you to the ocean so you can perform your ceremonial dance for her, BUT VERY IMPORTANTLY!!! if she is not happy with you offering she will basically blacklist you from the ocean and if you want a second chance you will have to try a different ocean (indian, pacific, mediteranian etc.)

I suggest you place things like shells, shiney stones, crystals, diamonds, basically any precious stones, glitter, shiney beads or pearls, etc. in your offering.

I tried this along time ago and got to spend a day as a mermaid so i know it doe swork but your offering has to be very unique and special and you need to practice your dance routine thouroughly!

Answer 2

WELL IM ALREADY A MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha not really...but my name is Ariel...and spelt jus like the little mermaid

Answer 3

try this,

http://www.43things.com/entries/view/308...

ive never tried it but people say it works

Answer 4

Hmmmm think spells wont work honey as they are mostly for crazy people. Try buying a costume at a costume shop. Think thats as close as your gonna get!!

Answer 5

well...i dont know!!!! u should ask ariel...

Answer 6

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON, which is July 18th. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT’S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Side effects may take up to 2 weeks to develope

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t

P.S. the spell can work for boys too

Answer 7

Grow gills and a long tail. I would suggest plastic Surgery

Answer 8

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! if u do not no how to prononce the words tell me and ill rerite this spell to become a mermaid how it is pronounced. wen u finish the spell come see me, or u might regret it

i am a mermaid in training

Answer 9

ALAKAZAM !!!!! then just like that your a mermaid

Answer 10

no such thing.

Answer 11

severely hack off your own legs slowly and painfully with a blunt knife while screaming mermish to any poor soul dumb enough to try and tan themselves at the beach. unwrap the snapper you've purchased fresh from the fishmongers and rip its tail off with your blood covered hands. attemp to superglue whats left of the mangled fish tail onto your bloody stumps while it's owner silently weeps from beyond the grave. bleeding to death, roll yourself slowly and painfully into the ocean, burning your flesh wounds with the salty water, while attracting several hungry sharks to eat those poor poor beautiful girls in their skimpy bikinis. i hope you drown.

ok i'm sorry, i didn't REALLY mean that, but i don't think it's possible to become a mermaid... unless there's something out there above us, something more powerful than either of us, that can help. good luck on you... erm... journey of self discovery ^_^

Answer 12

do us all a favor and dont watch any more disney movies

Answer 13

hmmm maybe either take lots of drugs acid might help

Answer 14

eat lots of fish and sit in bath all day until your tail grows,then head out to sea.

Answer 15

Here's how to become a mermaid at the touch of water

Recite:                                    

Insouciant inclemency              

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity                  

Make me what I wish to be...

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Sometimes side effects dont happen untill 2 weeks after saying the spell

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. It takes about a month for your tail to fully develope.

You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develope.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when y.ou grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won't work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won't.

Answer 16

Keep an eye out for a spell book

Answer 17

aw dont listen to all those mean people who answered you question,

i'm sorry i cant be of more help but listen to mermaidablue and babby buddha.

good luck!

Answer 18

I'm pretty sure you have to be born one.