How do I become a mermaid ?

Question

plz include : risks , side effects , ingredients ( if a potion iz involved) , words to a spell , rules ,etc .

i recommend real mermaids to answer this :P

thanks

Answer 1

magic spirits of the deep, i would like a tail, not 2 feet. beauty upon me, fish of all kinds, let me see when im finished in the sea, and when i'm dry my feet return to me.

Answer 2

Do those really work? cuz i would really like to be a mermaid too