How do I become a rent boy in London?

Question

I am 25 and hold a good job. But I am interested in making a little extra cash prostituting myself to women and men. How do I get myself started in this business?

Answer 1

go to Poland there is plenty prick laying jobs sorry brick laying jobs out there

Answer 2

Move to London.

Answer 3

Hand out flyers in Camden Lock.

Answer 4

put an ad in the classifieds in the paper

Answer 5

stand there with your trousers down

Answer 6

Flop it out and slap random people over the face with it. If they laugh your sorted, if they don't they might snap it off.

Good luck

Answer 7

Ensure you charge a reasonable rate.

Answer 8

I don't think there is an interview or anything.  Just turn up, they will be expecting you..

Answer 9

I suggest you take some night classes on the subject.

Answer 10

Okay so you may only be kidding but why not ask your Mum she tell you exactly what to do.

PS What makes you think London is the only place you can become a rent boy. They can be found in any major town or city..No I'm not going to encourage you so I'll keep my thoughts to myself that's best.