How do I become a vaporeon?

Question

How do I become a vaporeon?

Answer 1

Assuming you are already an Eevee, use a water stone on yourself and don't press B while you are evolving.

You are talking about the Pokemon, right?

Answer 2

That's a Pokemon. You can't, sorry.

Answer 3

You stand in the middle of the street and start breathing in all the vapors...after that, you can move on to sniffing glue or paint..

But this questions lead me go believe you may have already done so...

Answer 4

"It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."    

- The Matrix